arzeskoenigs:

Me: *loses contact with ppl gets behind work & hates self* this is fine

(via areyoutryingtodeduceme)

emojustinyoung:

kievrob:

DEAR GOD, IT IS REAL

i am so offended yall thought i was lying

(via mintike)

"If you don’t learn to laugh at life it’ll surely kill you, that I know."

Brom, The Child Thief (via feellng)

(via make-it-happen-258)

arisingskye:

s c i e n c e is the ᴩᴏᴇᴛʀy of ʀᴇᴀʟɪᴛy

(via consp1racy)

crampycarm:

WHY ARE YOU GUYS NOT TALKING ABOUT THISSS

(via carmillasbatwings)

Early Feminists: Oh hey, we see that you can vote. We would like to vote also. I mean, since most of those laws effect us too and all.
Men: YOU JUST WANT SUPERIORITY OVER MEN!
Mid-century Feminists: Hey, that whole thing about how you can have careers and earn a living wage outside the home? Yes that sounds nice, we'd like the option to do that as well.
Men: YOU WANT A MATRIARCHY, THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT!
Late 20th century Feminists: Hey we would like to make our own choices about our reproductive health, just like you've always had.
Men: YOU ARE TRYING TO TAKE MEN'S RIGHTS AWAY!
Modern-day feminists: Hey, if you could you stop sexually assaulting/harassing us and them blaming us for it, that'd be pretty great.
Men: THIS IS MISANDRY, MISANDRY I SAY! FEMINISTS HAVE GONE TOO FAR!
Feminists: Um...
Men: THE END OF MEN IS NIGH! MALE OPPRESSION IS REAL! THE MATRIARCHAL AGE IS UPON US!

If you are ever feeling sad, just look at this gif and imagine Chetna cheering you on

bbcone:

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(via hella-complex)

Average Lifespans in Mass Effect

Avoiding death by disease, combat, Shepard...
Vorcha: 20 years
Salarians: 40 years
Batarian: 80 years
Drell: 85 years
Volus: 85 years
Humans: 150 years
Turian: 150 years
Elcor: 500 years
Asari: 1,000 years
Krogan: 1,000+ years
Jenkins: 12 minutes